Tesco and assorted things.

TESCO

I spacked in Tesco
Over tooth products
It made my legsgo
Utterly buggered

FEMKE

Femke
Massive tits
Gaping slit
Got the shits
I fancy her

THE INTERNET

The internet is great
It's full of weird porn
And blogs that are awesome
And people who are retards
And moan about
Everything
Because they're gay.

GOLF

Golf
Today they found who they were
paired with for the Ryder
But I don't actually care
Because I don't like golf.